So every time I defeat anything inside of my kingdom, the old man pops up talking about an egg and that I should "hatch it right away"... what? I'm not seeing any eggs in the dragon spire or any where else. Somebody help me. I'm a noob, obviously.
Did you actually clear a land that had a dragon egg, or are you Close to clearing one? You can tell if it has a dragon egg because you will see the egg there in cages being guarded by treants/goblins/skeletons. Force close your game and check again through your Dragon Spire if you're sure you have an egg to hatch. Sometimes it's easy to miss because the game doesn't always like to put it at the end of the list of dragons when it should.