Tutorial Recap

Skipped through the in-game tutorial too quickly? Need a refresher on your way to victory?
Check out the transcript of the in-game tutorial below!


Olga
The city is completely overrun! It won't be long until the Goblins find the wine cellar! What do we do,?

Cedric the Nude
I've got it! Rebuild the Dragon spire so we can summon a Dragon which will devour those goblins!

Poke the ""Free"" button to finish up that Dragon Spire!

Go on then, summon a Dragon in the Dragon spire!

We did it, we summoned a dragon! People will remember us forever, like what's-his-name, and the other guy!

Olga
Wow, it actually worked. Why don't you use your new scaly friend to roast these Goblin invaders?

Cedric the Nude
Nice slaying! Once we clear these Goblin corpses, we'll have an open plot of fresh green grass. No one will even know! Get shoveling!

Olga
Build a QUARRY on our first plot of land. Quarries produce ORE, which we'll need to develop our city.

Braxx
Hey newbie, as your highest ranking general, I recommend we rebuild the TRAINING PIT so we can train a bigger army.

Great, now train a few more troops. I'll make sure they are as loyal as they are drunk.

Goblin King
Pink skins kicking us out of summer home?! We're renovating to raise the property value, you can buy it in 3 months!

Braxx
If I knew they were realtors earlier, I never would have shown any mercy. Kick their butts.

Olga
Now let's clear those corpses and build a FARM this time. Farms produce FOOD which is essential for training an army.

We have everything we need to upgrade our Town Hall to level 2. Upgrading the Town Hall will unlock more buildings.

Hey, you seem competent and proactive, why don't you start an ADVENTURE in the Townhall?

I'm going to be direct; your soldiers don't know which end of a sword is the ""stabby"" one. We need a University.

Todd
Research can improve your army and city. However, it might reduce hygiene and sociability. Try researching ""Free Speed Up"" now!

Cedric the Nude
Chomper looks scrawny compared to Ruby. Let's feed him some CHOW in the Dragon Spire, your DRAGON ALTAR will increase his XP gain!

Braxx
Once you are done nerding out, go ahead and upgrade your training pit. More troops will let us slay tougher foes!

Olga
If you ever feel lost in this chaotic world, let the FEATS at the top of the screen guide you to the next Town Hall level.

Cedric the Nude
It is time for us to build a DRAGON ALTAR. Dragon Altars increase the rate at which dragons gain experience from all sources.

Braxx
Since we cleared up another plot of land, we should build a BARRACKS. Barracks accelerate the training of troops.

Cedric the Nude
I'd like to add some radical decals on our Dragon Altar, but we need a swankier Dragon Spire first. Howsabout upgrading it now?

That spire is looking ominous, just how I like it. Lets upgrade the Dragon Altar, so Ruby knows how we feel.

Braxx
You know what would make us train troops even faster? Upgrading this Barracks! Go ahead, the clock is ticking.

Todd
We are almost at Townhall 3! Upgrade your University and pick something to research.

Olga
The city is looking great, we might make it onto ""Heckfire's top 10 tourist destinations"". Keep it up and upgrade our Town Hall to level 3.

Cedric the Nude
Great work slaughtering these monsters! Hey what's that? That next bunch of Goblins has a Dragon egg!? Keep building your army so we can snatch it!

Heck yeah! We got a second egg, now let's summon that sucker! I hope whatever hatches has good taste in movies.

Awww, how cute- GAH! It bites! This Dragon here is from the Badlands, a natural predator of Skeletons!

Each Dragon has a specialty, and also a preference for a particular BIOME. Check out each Dragon's bonuses in the Dragon Spire.

Huntress
You must be thinking ""Who am I and how did I get in to your city?"". I'm a professional slayer, don't worry about it. I came here to tell you to join a CLAN.

In order to join a clan, we will need a spot to mingle. A CLAN TAVERN is the perfect place to share spoils and embelish tales.

Olga
Join a clan to make profits- oh, I mean friends. Clanmembers can defend eachother's cities in the REALM with reinforcements.

Huntress
Whenever someone in your clan destroys a Monster in the REALM, everyone in your clan has a chance to earn a SLAYER chest!

If you open enough chests from monsters, the CLAN CHEST will open. We already have a chest, try opening it in the tavern now!

If we want more clan chests, we need to SLAY monsters in the REALM. Let's ATTACK and SLAY some Monsters for their loot.

Attacking Monsters is all about loot! If you want to see what you've earned from an attack, open the menu in the bottom left and check your REPORTS.

Cedric the Nude
Chomper whooped those Skeleton's bony posteriors! Oh, I see a Dragon egg inside that next Skeleton's ribcage!

It looks like a Swamp Dragon egg to me, a creature that specializes in killing Treants! Let's hatch it right away!

Let's use this green fella to defoliate the local swamp. He should be a Treant slayer extraordinaire.

Goblin's produce lots of great , my favorite pair of socks are made from Goblin butt skin!

Huntress
How about we steal their resources, chow, and relics instead? I'll never see socks the same way again.

Militia
There is nothing humerus about skeletons, I wish they'd stop ribbing me.

Huntress
This has to end now, I can't take anymore bone-puns. Destroy those skeletons and put this joke to rest.

Militia
That battle with those Treants was tree-mendous, so I logged it on some loose leaf.

Huntress
You're barking up the wrong tree- Dangit, me too? Let's Destroy those Treants, I'm starting to scare myself.

Cedric the Nude
Dragons equipped with RELICS taken from realm monsters can TIER UP, improving their strength, abilities, and classiness.

Let's dress Ruby up in RELICS. No pants though, pantslessness is in style. To the Dragon Spire!

Olga
Upgrading your Townhall is going to take a while. Lets skip the wait and try out some Speed Ups.

Cedric the Nude
If you want DRAGON SHARDS to RANK UP Dragons, you'll have to complete my DRAGON QUESTS!

Every day you'll get new DRAGON QUESTS, if you complete them you'll earn DRAGON SHARDS!

Injured Troop
I've been bleeding out in this mud puddle for a week. I drink from and bathe in the same liquid, how convenient!

Braxx
Well, its probably too late for him, but we can save the other gangrenous puddle dwellers. Let's build a Hospital right away.

Todd
Leeches, buckets, saws, chamber pots, knives, bandages, dark humor, toads, crucifixes, I think that's everything. Time to heal the injured!

Cedric the Nude
Those Monsters are about to scramble a Dragon egg! Let's show em we don't yolk around. It's about to get eggstreme.

Olga
Less wordplay, more merciless Monster massacring. If you are hungry, we can mince them afterwards.

Cedric the Nude
Wow, another new type of Dragon! I wonder what kind? To the Dragon Spire!

It seems like a totally new kind of Dragon: One who prefers to eat humans over monsters. That makes two of us!

Braxx
Finally a Dragon interested in warfare, I can already imagine the carnage!

Cedric the Nude
After summoning a Dragon, you can use DRAGON SHARDS you collect to RANK UP your Dragon.

Ranking up improves your dragon's abilities. Let's try it now, go to the Dragon Spire and RANK UP a Dragon!

Braxx
We can now rebuild our last major building, the Waritorium. If we want ALLIES, we'll need it.

Try hiring an ALLY at the Waritorium. ALLIES Increase the strength of your army, and the resources earned by attacking Realm Monsters.

Olga
Can someone explain why the army is hauling in SKULLS? Is this Todd's fault?

Braxx
Although you can't construct buildings out of them, or persuade soldiers to eat them, SKULLS can be collected for the COMB THE CATACOMBS event!

When the event starts, gather as many SKULLS as you can! The last SKULL in the CATACOMBS is that of a rare and ancient beast, more valuable than the rest!

Todd
You've got a level 10 University, which means you can research TITAN HUNTING!

Huntress
TITANS are rare and powerful monsters in the Realm, you will need to cooperate with your clan to find and slay them.

Todd
This will be awesome! Like David versus Goliath... except I heard that GOBLIN KING is named David, so its a mixed allegory.

Huntress
After waiting for so many years, I can settle my grudge against glam rock, once and for all. Work with you clan to slay a Titan!

Cedric the Nude
I heard rumors of more kidnapped Dragons, so I put out an ad for 'free cookies for Dragon captors'.

From now on we can choose which type of monster to fight, and thus which dragon we want!

Your Dragons are really impressed by the height of your Dragon Spire! You can now send two Dragons to lead each march!

Braxx
You are starting to build a respectable team of Dragons! Did you know that you can assign two Dragons to your wall to defend your city?

You may have noticed that each dragons is strong on a specific realm biome, these bonuses apply on defence too!

Choose Dragons which thrive in your biome and assign them to your wall for a sturdy defence. Remember to swap them if and when you teleport!

Huntress
You've killed your first camp of Realm Monsters! Collect your Feat for 250 energy to celebrate the start of your career as a fellow monster hunter!