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<p>[QUOTE=&quot;[ATA]Todd, post: 9719, member: 78885512&quot;]<img src="https://i.imgur.com/ckPaVM1.jpg" class="bbCodeImage wysiwygImage" alt="" unselectable="on" /> </p><p><br /></p><p>While getting sick in general isn’t great, getting sick in Heckfire is substantially worse.&nbsp; Despite the “top tier education system” that all citizens of Heckfire undergo, qualified medical professionals are in short supply. This is even sadder when you consider how low the “qualifying” bar (Pulse? Willingness to handle leeches? Has own Scalpel? You’re in!) has been set. Given the standard of care one can expect from the local sawbones, it’s not entirely surprising that some reject the mainstream medicine of leeches and whipping (Sometimes they whip you with leeches) and strike out in search of more esoteric, experimental medicine to soothe their aches, pains and recently severed extremities. Among these bizarre boo-boo balms, legends tell of a rare creature that can cure whatever ails you with but a taste. So bold adventurers and alternative medicine enthusiasts alike venture deep into the swamps, seeking out the gentle croak of the bogs most elusive resident.</p><p><br /></p><p>Introducing Dart!</p><p><br /></p><p>Skittish by nature, Dart spends most of his days munching on the various mushrooms and wild flowers that grow throughout the swamps. This unusual diet not only keeps the little guy in fantastic health, but also causes his skin to excrete a powerful curative compound with nearly miraculous medicinal qualities...It also happens to be extremely hallucinogenic. He’s very popular at parties, but try to resist the urge to lick him, he is not fond of it. Prepared properly, Darts paradoxical poison panacea can aid in healing even the most grievous of wounds, allowing your troops to get back into the fight faster, stronger, and groovier than ever before. Revolutionize medical science today with Dart!</p><p><br /></p><p><b>Treant Hunter</b></p><p><br /></p><p>Dart knows that to grow big and strong, you need to eat your veggies and exercise. Treants are basically vegetables, and when they see Dart, they start running the other way. Gain a bonus to treant attacks and enjoy a healthy snack and some cardio with Dart!</p><p><br /></p><p><b>Swamp Gatherer </b></p><p><br /></p><p>Dart knows where all the tastiest treats in the swamp are, and they just so happen to grow around handy resource nodes! Gain a bonus to gathering speeds in the swamp biome when Dart is in the march.</p><p><br /></p><p><b>Leech Master (Passive)</b></p><p><br /></p><p>Darts medicinal qualities are a cost effective alternative to the more standard Heckfire treatments of leeches and rubbing dirt on severed limbs. Frogdragon based treatment is cheaper, better, faster, grooooovier! Dart passively provides a boost to your healing effectiveness, reducing the cost of healing troops.[/QUOTE]</p><p><br /></p>

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