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<p>[QUOTE=&quot;Gr8Rexpectation, post: 9320, member: 1387525186&quot;]A parody</p><p><br /></p><p>‘Twas the hour before reset and all through the clan</p><p><br /></p><p>The knights were unconscious, down to a man </p><p><br /></p><p>The wall drags were flapping on top of their wall</p><p><br /></p><p>A paltry defense ‘gainst the next Free For All</p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><p>The huntresses slept all snug in the ‘racks</p><p><br /></p><p>Dreaming of skeletons dead in their tracks</p><p><br /></p><p>And Olga in her kerchief and Brax in his helm</p><p><br /></p><p>Were settling down like the rest of the realm</p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><p>When out in the land there arose such a ruckus</p><p><br /></p><p>ATA had announced a new way they would ... us</p><p><br /></p><p>Away to the forums we flew in a flash</p><p><br /></p><p>To discover how now we would part with our cash</p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><p>When what to our wondering eyes had appeared</p><p><br /></p><p>But Cedric the nude, without also his beard</p><p><br /></p><p>Showing all what was between that old belly and socks ... er,</p><p><br /></p><p>And all wished with fervor he not doffed his boxers</p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><p>He sat ‘stride a dragon just freshly reborn</p><p><br /></p><p>A small useless fire baby girl Smolderhorn</p><p><br /></p><p>More vapid than Todd, she flapped and she flew</p><p><br /></p><p>And Cedric’s cried out—yikes, he sounds like a shrew—</p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><p>“On Ruby! On Shelldon! On Bubbles and Yrrrrk!</p><p><br /></p><p>Get off of that wall; get your asses to work!</p><p><br /></p><p>This thing’s made of lava, and I’m in the buff</p><p><br /></p><p>And sitting astride it is, shall I say, rough!</p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><p>“Besides, she’s quite useless but at least she brings</p><p><br /></p><p>Y’all a bunch of gold chow and some Vanbrace-y things</p><p><br /></p><p>So put on your relics and eat up your chow</p><p><br /></p><p>Cause it’s Tooth and Scale time and my bits are all OW!”</p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><p>So down to the feeding grounds dragons they flew</p><p><br /></p><p>And sucked back the chow and on relics they threw</p><p><br /></p><p>In time for the upcoming mad Free-For-All</p><p><br /></p><p>Then returned to their perches atop of the wall</p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><p>And just when we thought we were healthy and hale</p><p><br /></p><p>ATA then announced an ally fire sale</p><p><br /></p><p>And faster than you could put in a ticket</p><p><br /></p><p>The ally gold piled high before you could click it</p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><p>And what of tomorrow will ATA say?</p><p><br /></p><p>They’ll blame it on Todd, and throw some gems our way</p><p><br /></p><p>And post an announcement that makes us all gag</p><p><br /></p><p>“Merry Heckmas to you, and please enjoy lag!”[/QUOTE]</p><p><br /></p>

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